Your Favourite Doctor Story

[Dykey]

True story
 
This bloke in Woomera went to see the Doc.
The Doc told him to drop his daks and lie on his side on the couch.
The Doc said  (in an Indian voice) "I'm telling you, I'm sticking my finger up your bum!".
The bloke replied "You had better stick two up Doc., I want to get a second opinion!".

[Dykey]

My daughter was having trouble with a ingrown toe nail.
She would come home from Adelaide each week end to go back to the Doctor
This happened over three week ends.

I was getting annoyed as he seemed to be fart arsing around with the toe nail and getting no where.

So the next visit, off I went to the Doc., with my daughter and said the above.

Well! I got a Doctor's Bill for the toe nail problem AND for one my troubles also.

[Dykey]

Working out in my shed one night I happened to get a moth in my right ear.
Off I went to the hospital.
They tried washing it out with water, but to no avail.
The Doc picked a small torch and shone in my ear.
I straight away put my left hand over my other ear said "This should help help you Doc".
The Doc chuckled.

They got it out by vacuum. I'm glad they did not have it at a high volume as I would have to had held onto some thing very precious.