The Blind Cowboy

[Dykey]

The Blind Cowboy

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you
are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.....

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.


 

[Ray]

I showed it to TLW,... Boy,... are you in trouble.   Maybe you'll wish you only had to face five blonde bikers.

I'm waiting for Hatchbackgirl and UteGirl to see it too,... Both blondes, if I'm not mistaken

[utegirl70]

Hahahaha.... it's funny, 'cos it's TRUE!